Spread the diaper in the position of thediamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together,bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in caseof rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. Jimmy Piersal
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. Colonel Potter, MASH
Hear, ye children, the instructions of a father. Proverbs 4:1
Under the Constitution of the United States every man has the right to make a fool of himself as he sees fit. Author Unknown
A gentleman is a man who makes it a cinch for a woman to remain a lady. Author Unknown
To be born a gentleman is an accident - to die one is an accomplishment. Author Unknown
There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls, and women. AuthorUnknown
Nothing makes a boy smarter than being a grandson. Author Unknown
Great men, like the tallest mountain, retain their majesty and stability during the most severe storm. Author Unknown
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes,one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. Henry Ford
The content of a man's character, is not where he stands in times of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. Martin Luther King Jr.
There's one nice thing about baldness -it's neat. Author Unknown
To the bald headed man, dandruff is a thrill. Author Unknown
Better a bald head than none at all. Author Unknown
People are always telling a woman how pretty her hair looks - but the only time they comment about a man's hair is when he no longer has any. Author Unknown